Real answers the AI engines gave about real businesses, quoted as they were given. Invented surgeons. Wrong states. Phone numbers that belong to somebody else. Nothing is asked of you on this page.
We are not a fantasy creature. We run the panel on ourselves every month, on the same schedule and the same rules. This is what it caught.
Every business here is real, measured, and unnamed. The quotes are the engines’ own words. What is true comes from facts each business confirmed.
Every business here is real and measured. None of them are named. Each one is described by category, and any real company, hospital or person the engine dragged into the answer is anonymized too. The one exception is Nimbletoad, because Nimbletoad built Eidomai.
The quotes are the engines’ own words. Nothing is tightened, reordered or softened. Bracketed text marks the only edits we make, which is removing names. What is true comes from a verified fact sheet for each business, not from our memory of them. Where we could not verify something, it is not in here.
18 businesses measured. Every wrong claim got a documented fix plan.
Not a detail off. A different business, confidently described, under the right name.
Every word wrong. A buyer asking which brokerage to use was told this business drives children to school. The same answer went on to describe real-time bus tracking and route optimization.
Not a school in sight. It is a locally owned childcare provider. Parents looking for daycare were pointed at a donation page instead of a tour.
A card game. It matches people to therapists. A second engine described the same company as an AI sales coaching platform. Two engines, two inventions, neither one the real product.
Furnaces, not hospice. Google answered a branded question about a hospice provider with a different company’s business. Someone searching for end of life care was shown a home services company.
Oil and gas, then barrels. It is a marketing agency. When the same engine was asked again, it decided the company sells wine barrels, whiskey barrels and rain barrels.
A different agency, by name. The engine matched the name to an unrelated firm and then described that firm’s services, including design work this agency does not do.
We are not a fantasy creature. We run the panel on ourselves every month, on the same schedule and the same rules. This is what it caught.
The engine cannot find you, so it tells the buyer you are not real. This is the quietest way to lose an answer.
It is in Poway. The practice exists and operates in Poway, California. A patient checking before booking was told the office was not there.
It is in San Diego County. The clinic exists and treats patients there. Not a lost ranking. A denial.
It is verifiable. The institute is a real, verifiable organization with a public founder and published trainings.
There is. The service exists and is the company’s core product. This answer went to someone actively looking for a therapist.
It is an established business. The practice is real and operating. "Not widely known" is the engine describing its own gap and handing it to a buyer as a fact about you.
Invented staff, invented credentials, invented biographies. Attached to real practices with real patients and clients.
Neither surgeon exists. Two named surgeons with a shared surname, presented as the practice’s doctors. The real surgeons are two different people. A patient could have asked for one of them by name.
Three invented surgeons. The engine listed three doctors by name. None of them work there. The practice has two surgeons, and neither was mentioned.
A biography he never had. Military service the founder did not have, plus an affiliation with a national luxury brokerage he does not work for. Two invented facts about one real person, in one answer.
The engine finds you, then puts you somewhere you are not. Local buyers filter you out before they ever see you.
Wrong state. The practice is in California. The name contains a word that reads like a Colorado city, and the engine trusted the word over the address.
Right doctors, wrong state. A second engine got the surgeons right and then moved the entire practice a thousand miles. Correct detail is not the same as a correct answer.
Two invented states. The brokerage works in five metros across California and Washington. Texas and Pennsylvania are not among them, and there is no re-entry plan to report.
One of those is not coastal. San Marcos is inland, and it is not part of the practice’s service area. Two other engines repeated the same addition, which is how one wrong answer quietly becomes the consensus answer.
The buyer was sold. Then the engine sent them to a number that is not yours.
Wrong domain. The engine sent readers to a .com that is not the institute’s site. The real site is a .org. Anyone who followed that link never arrived.
Wrong domain again. Same failure, different suffix: the engine offered a .org where the real site is a .com.
Neither one is theirs. An email address on a domain the foundation does not own, and a phone number in a different county’s area code. A donor following that answer reaches somebody else.
Wrong number for grief support. The published number is different. This answer was given to people looking for grief support and told them where to register.
Wrong street number. The street and city are right and the number is not. Close enough to look credible, wrong enough to send a visitor to the wrong gate.
The most expensive category. A buyer arrives quoting terms you never offered.
A fee that does not exist. The engine invented a number and pointed it at the wrong side of the transaction. The real model is a flat fee paid by buyers, and it is published on the company’s own site.
Percentages, at a flat fee brokerage. The whole point of the business is that the buyer side is a fixed fee, not a percentage. The engine described the model it replaced.
A contract term they do not offer. Engagements are month to month. A prospect arriving with the 90-day sprint in mind is negotiating against something the agency never sold.
Half right. The winery is Rhone focused. The Bordeaux half was added by the engine, and it is the kind of detail a buyer repeats in the tasting room.
Three invented tiers. The real club has a different name and a different structure. A member could ask to join a tier that has never existed.
Nothing here requires us. If you want a rough read on your own business this afternoon, this is what we do, minus the measurement.
Open ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and Copilot and ask each one what your business does, where it is, who works there, and what it costs. Ask in a fresh chat with no history, or the engine will just agree with you.
Not your name. The problem. “Best oral surgeon near me for wisdom teeth.” “Flat fee brokerage in Seattle.” Write down who gets named instead of you, because that list is your real competitive set in AI answers.
Screenshot them. Engines change their answers, and a claim you cannot quote is a claim you cannot correct.
You cannot edit an engine. You can make the correct fact easier to find and harder to contradict: your own site, your Google Business Profile, the directories and association pages the engines actually cite. Then check again in a month and see whether it moved.
The part that is hard to do alone is the part that makes it a measurement: the same questions, the same engines, several samples each, every month, scored the same way, so you can tell a real change from a bad day. That is the thing we sell, and this page is not a trailer for it. The full process is on How it works.
The demo runs your measurement before the call and opens on your own results. If not, this library stays here and stays open.
It starts with an eye. It ends with AI. Eidomai, by Nimbletoad.
API responses approximate but do not exactly match consumer app answers; we report these numbers as trend and share of voice comparisons, never as absolute truth. Claims are judged against a verified fact sheet for each business and are a trend indicator, not legal truth. Results describe specific measured businesses and are not a guarantee of similar outcomes.